Hell's Kitchen Decaf 1-lb. Coffee Beans (All the Passion, None of the Fury) This is a full 1-lb bag, not that "12 oz" stuff others trick you into thinking it's a bargain.

And for some seriously good COFFEE: We've received rave reviews on our coffee...St. Paul Pioneer Press named it "Best Coffee in the Twin Cities" Hell's Kitchen Regular Coffee Beans (Restores Virginity)

Hell's Kitchen Decaf 1-lb. Coffee Grounds (All the Passion, None of the Fury) This is a full 1-lb bag, not that "12 oz" stuff others trick you into thinking it's a bargain.

And for some seriously good COFFEE: We've received rave reviews on our coffee...St. Paul Pioneer Press named it "Best Coffee in the Twin Cities" Hell's Kitchen Regular Coffee Beans (Restores Virginity)

Hell's Kitchen COOK'S APRON (guys love this; black with vulture logo and "damn good food")

Damn Good Food is cookbook with a heartbreaking as well as uplifting look into the belly (and heart) of the beast. Borealis Press. 256 pages.

Hell's Kitchen DRY RIB RUB (First Place, National Competition.)

Hell's Kitchen DRY RIB RUB (First Place, National Competition.)

Say thanks to a neighbor or receptionist with a nice little surprise of a $5 gift card.

A perfect gift for a colleage who did you a favor.

Almost everything on our menu is under $15, so this is just the right way to send someone to hell and let them know about our fabulous underground digs.

A cool twenty five buckaroos will get lucky recipients a fabulous brunch for two, fun at our bar, and almost any entree on our menu. Sweet!

Surprise someone with a $50 gift card and they'll be in heaven, swooning over our menu, feeling decadent ordering bloody mary's....and thinking you're the cat's meow for being so generous.

Hell's Kitchen HATS (baseball style, black with vulture logo

HEAVEN & HELL GIFT BOX includes 8oz jars of Homemade Peanut Butter, Hot Damn Cocoa Mix, Homemade Ketchup, and a 1-lb. loaf of our now famous Toasted Sausage Bread.

Hell's Kitchen HOODIES (black hooded sweatshirts with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back. 80% cotton/20% poly)

Hell's Kitchen HOODIES (black hooded sweatshirts with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back. 80% cotton/20% poly)

Hell's Kitchen HOODIES (black hooded sweatshirts with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back. 80% cotton/20% poly)

Hell's Kitchen HOODIES (black hooded sweatshirts with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back. 80% cotton/20% poly)

Hell's Kitchen HOODIES (black hooded sweatshirts with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back. 80% cotton/20% poly)

Hell's Kitchen HOT COCOA MIX (made with REAL cocoa)

Hell's Kitchen HOT COCOA MIX (made with REAL cocoa)

Hell's Kitchen Homemade KETCHUP (Mrs. Heinz has officially rolled over)

Hell's Kitchen Homemade KETCHUP (Mrs. Heinz has officially rolled over)

Embroidered pull down KNIT CAP. One size fits all. Machine washable acrylic.

Hell's Kitchen BLACK LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen MUSTARD (yeow! Once people try this they never go back to store stuff)

Hell's Kitchen MUSTARD (yeow! Once people try this they never go back to store stuff)

Hell's Kitchen Homemade PEANUT BUTTER This is the stuff Jane & Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) swooned over...

Hell's Kitchen Homemade PEANUT BUTTER This is the stuff Jane & Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) swooned over...

Our oddly-named, surprisingly wonderful TOASTED SAUSAGE BREAD. Yes, the name sounds strange, but trust us! This is a deliciously dense bread made with bison sausage, spices, currants, pecans, and black coffee. We dare you...and virtually everyone who has

Hell's Kitchen BLACK SHORT SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK SHORT SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK SHORT SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK SHORT SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

Hell's Kitchen BLACK SHORT SLEEVE T-SHIRTS (100% cotton with vulture logo on front, "damn good food" on back)

SIN & SOUL GIFT BOX includes all of the HEAVEN & HELL GIFT BOX, plus a 1/2 bag of ground or whole bean coffee...deemed by many to be the very best in town.

The Minnesota Homegrown Cookbook features recipes from dozens of highly-awarded, well-regarded locally owned restaurants, including (blush!) Hell's Kitchen. Hardback, 160 pages.